May 2012 NUDE!

Alyssa Miller

American model Alyssa Miller

*17 Alyssa Miller pictures total in the gallery:

Gabrielle Union bikini pics! (Miami - 5/28)

Gabrielle Union looked ridiculously hot in Miami over the weekend. After arriving at the beach in late morning, Gabrielle laid out for awhile before finally hopping into her time machine and traveling back to the present day. Wait, what's that? You mean these pics weren't taken in 1995 when Gabrielle was 22? She actually looks that good at 39? DEMON WOMAN!!!

*25 Gabrielle Union bikini pictures total in the gallery:

What actress does that butt belong to? Identity revealed on PAGE 2 (click the picture to jump) . . .

+ Lina Posada in colorful bikinis is a thing of beauty [BroBible]

+ Julianne Hough in her undies (site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Lindsay Ellingson's new lingerie picstures are spectacular [Popoholic]
+ Bikini Bombshells from America's Got Talent (site NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Some pretty badass pics from the making of 2001: A Space Odyssey in 1968 [Caught on Set]

+ Kim Kardashian is racist! [Cele|bitchy]
+ Justin Bieber slapped a bitch [Evil Beet]
+ Comedy Central actually censored this? [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
+ Charlize Theron being her usual gorgeous self [I'm Not Obsessed]

BIKINI PICS OF THE DAY: Elyse Taylor has a ridiculous bikini body

*21 pictures total in the gallery:

Kate Moss leaving La Bodega Negra restaurant in London (5/26)

Kate Moss walked all over London this weekend with her zipper down. Ouch, how embarrassing. This kind of thing never happens to me. Now who's the "fucking dork" for rocking Pajama Jeans, mom?

*15 Kate Moss pictures total in the gallery:

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Dina Lohan leaving the Chateau Marmont in West Hollywood (5/18)

Who would've thought that Dina Lohan would eventually become the most successful Lohan? Your move, Lindsay . . . if you're awake yet today. Via Celebuzz:

It looks like a reality TV mash up of NBC's Smash and Disney's High School Musical could be hitting the small screen -- starring Hollywood's most well-known momager Dina Lohan. Celebuzz has learned the mother of Hollywood actress Lindsay Lohan has signed on to as-yet unsold documentary-series that promises to chronicle the real-life journey of launching a Broadway-bound musical from "page to stage," while showcasing the incredible talents of our young performers and their DramaMamas, hovering not far behind.

"There is nothing more important to me than a parent standing behind their child and helping them fulfill their dreams," Dina told Celebuzz.

Cool, I can honestly say that I don't have a problem with more Dina in my life. Thank God she didn't follow then boyfriend Michael's advice 25-years-ago and take up horseback riding with saddles made entirely of coat hangers, because her daughter Lindsay has made me a disgustingly wealthy man. Now she's mass-producing horrible children? I say bring it on, baby! It's gonna be great -- the woman who actually ranks below Susan Smith in parenting instincts is in charge of other people's children AND it's gonna be broadcast to the world? Sweet! Dina's lucky this is our last Summer before the end of the world, because prosecutors will barely have enough time to bring her up on child endangerment charges.

*10 Dina Lohan pictures total in the gallery:

Anne Hathaway out and about in New York (5/30)

MY CAPTION: I see Anne Hathaway met Chris Brown . . .

YOUR CAPTION: Leave it in the comments . . .

*27 Anne Hathaway pictures total in the gallery:

Ashley Greene

Ashley Greene leaving a casting office in L.A. (5/29)

*30 Ashley Greene pictures total in the gallery:

Kendall and Kylie Jenner bikini pics!

According to Flynet, that's Kendall and Kylie Jenner (aka Jailbait Kardashian I and II) at a "secluded beach" in Hawaii yesterday. Wow, it's amazing that the paparazzi happened to be hanging out at a secluded beach in Hawaii, and Kendall and Kylie just randomly showed up, out of the blue. It's almost as if someone tipped them off . . . someone close to Kendall and Kylie . . . a "motherly" figure, if you will . . . who really likes money -- IT WAS KRIS GOD DAMMIT. IT WAS KRIS.

*32 Kendall and Kylie Jenner bikini pictures total in the gallery:

Bar Refaeli in Mexico in 2010

Yes, that Shaun White. The Flying Tomato. All 5'8" of him. He made out with the world's hottest piece of ass, Bar Refaeli. And he might very well be doing naked 1080s with her, too. From the New York Post:

White was first seen entering the Spring Street club [in New York] with five pals after midnight Monday, but sources say he was mostly concerned with monitoring his cellphone.

"He was distracted," a witness said. "He was pacing, going outside and checking his cell."

It soon became clear why, when stunning model Refaeli arrived to meet White at about 1:30 a.m. The half-pipe hero and the Israeli ex of Leonardo DiCaprio promptly hit the dance floor, where they were going for the gold in the canoodle-a-thon. "They were all over each other," our spy said. "They were dancing, hugging, kissing — you name it."

Refaeli was seen leaving Sway at "around 3 a.m.," and White gallantly walked her out and let her take his car home.

I used to want to be an archaeologist or marine biologist when I grew up. Fuck that, I want to be Shaun White.

*22 Bar Refaeli pictures total in the gallery: