Simon Cowell leaving the Arts Club in London (2/23)

Simon Cowell was nice enough to sneak a woman back to his hotel room for a night of slappin' and ticklin', and then the bitch had to go and rob him. So rude. From The Sun:
[Cowell] met the girl in a nightclub and smuggled her back to his hotel. Next day he woke to find her gone — taking his wallet and a laptop full of show secrets. Cowell’s team called in cops, who used security camera footage to trace the thieving girl. She agreed to return the computer — but kept the cash from his wallet. The robbery — after Cowell had downed too many vodka mixes at Drai’s nightclub in Hollywood — happened last October at a time of crisis in his career over The X Factor in the UK and US.
Simon has to look on the bright side. Most people who get robbed don't get to cum right beforehand. So that's sorta nice. It was almost worth it.

*15 Simon Cowell pictures total in the gallery:

  • Simon Cowell Sex Robbery 1
  • Simon Cowell Sex Robbery 2
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