Scarlett Johansson at the premiere of The Avengers at the El Capitan Theatre in Hollywood (4/11)

Scarlett Johansson tells the new issue of Vogue that, in the wake of the phone hacking scandal she was involved in last year, it bothers her to think that so many people have seen her awesome naked body. Gee, if only there was something she could do about it, like not take naked pictures of herself in the first place. Via the San Francisco Chronicle:
The actress speaks out in the May issue of Vogue magazine about having her email hacked last year where private photos she took for ex-husband Ryan Reynolds were leaked online.

Johansson talks about going out to dinner and feeling "paranoid" that people in the restaurant had seen her body. Still, she says she doesn't want pity and has coped by "tuning it all out." Because of that, she stopped following celebrity gossip and reading stories about herself.
Aw, poor Scarlet. There's no need to feel paranoia about the nudie pics you leaked last year. Allow me to put your mind at ease because you're gonna worry yourself to death. If you're wondering if this person or that person saw your pics, wonder no more: they have. Everyone has. Congratulations, Scarlett, your knockout ass and superstar titties have been seen by the hundreds of millions, hell, maybe billions of people, who have access to the internets. Awesome, I know. Rest assured that your rack guaranteed not only an extra $100 million for that cheesy cartoon movie, The Avengers, but you cured quite a few cases of erectile dysfunction, too. That's my girl.

IN CASE YOU MISSED IT - Scarlett Johansson's bikini cellulite:

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  • Fern

    Maybe its all the cellulite she has on her butt and thighs

  • FinchLenora

    my best friend's sister-in-law got paid $15759 the prior week. she is getting paid on the laptop and bought a $561900 home. All she did was get blessed and put into use the instructions leaked on this link (Click on menu Home more information) http://goo.gl/4mxiq

  • Larry

    All pinko lefties are paranoid about something or other.

  • LIZ THE SHIZ

    think of the trillions of sperms you set free onl to end up dead in a kleenex tissue


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