Salma Hayek arriving at LAX airport (3/13)

Just once I want to hear one of these smoking hot chicks admit that they've been smoking hot their entire lives. Just once. From Salma Hayek's interview with the May issue of Lucky magazine, via the Daily Mail:
"You want to talk about bad skin? I had acne. And this acne was so bad it sent me into severe, severe depression. Like I couldn't leave the house. The next stage with that sort of depression is food - too little or too much. Guess what I did? I was fat and broken out. I couldn't leave the house and I couldn't pay the rent!"

She credits director Alfonso Cuaron for teaching her "to meditate, to relax" and also says Accutane also known as Roaccutane ‘cured’ the acne.

Hayek continued: "Since then my skin's forever sensitive and dry."
Salma Hayek was a mess in her teens? Yeah, sure she was. Salma, you don't need to condescend to your fans. They know they'll never look like us, the beautiful people. I think it's time for me to grant you the honor of being our first celebrity sponsor, which includes an exclusive photo spread and erotic foot massage. Let's say you and I get together over drinks and we'll talk some more about it, but can I call in a favor and have you cover me? I don't get my allowance until next week -- mom lost big at the track again.

*10 Salma Hayek pictures total in the gallery:

  • Salma Hayek Acne 1
  • Salma Hayek Acne 2
  • Salma Hayek Acne 3
  • Salma Hayek Acne 4
  • Salma Hayek Acne 5
  • Salma Hayek Acne 6
  • Salma Hayek Acne 7
  • Salma Hayek Acne 8
  • Salma Hayek Acne 9
  • Salma Hayek Acne 10

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