Miley Cyrus is angry

Miley Cyrus leaving a pilates class in L.A. (4/6)

Miley Cyrus says she wants to move back to Nashville because she can’t stand how the paparazzi don’t ever leave her alone in L.A. Good thing Tennessee built that anti-paparazzi wall around the entire state last year. No one will ever be able to take her picture there! She tweeted last week:

“Highly considering moving back to Nashville. I can’t stand these D Bag paparazzi anymore. Couldn’t even take my dog on a walk today … that’s all I ask! Is to just be able to walk my dog.”

Miley, the “D Bag” paparazzi cover your shenanigans because ever since
the great Britney Spears retired, you’re the only hillbilly left doing
hillbilly things. You’re not a hardcore pornstar like fat Kim
Kardashian or on the fast track to Whitney Town like Lindsay Lohan, but
unlike anyone named Hilton, you’re very relevant. In a way, you’re still
kinda wholesome because you do silly things like park in handicapped
and pose with big black dicks. You’re not doing those things in
Nashville . . . well, you could, but doing them in L.A. raises your Q Score; doing them in Nashville makes you an asshole.


Tags: Miley Cyrus
April 10, 2012 - 12:30 pm