Miley Cyrus leaving a pilates class in L.A. (4/6)

Miley Cyrus says she wants to move back to Nashville because she can't stand how the paparazzi don't ever leave her alone in L.A. Good thing Tennessee built that anti-paparazzi wall around the entire state last year. No one will ever be able to take her picture there! She tweeted last week:
"Highly considering moving back to Nashville. I can't stand these D Bag paparazzi anymore. Couldn't even take my dog on a walk today ... that's all I ask! Is to just be able to walk my dog."
Miley, the "D Bag" paparazzi cover your shenanigans because ever since the great Britney Spears retired, you're the only hillbilly left doing hillbilly things. You're not a hardcore pornstar like fat Kim Kardashian or on the fast track to Whitney Town like Lindsay Lohan, but unlike anyone named Hilton, you're very relevant. In a way, you're still kinda wholesome because you do silly things like park in handicapped spots and pose with big black dicks. You're not doing those things in Nashville . . . well, you could, but doing them in L.A. raises your Q Score; doing them in Nashville makes you an asshole.

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[FameFlynet]
  • Bravo

    Does anyone know if Miley likes girls?

  • Melissa

    Ummmm NO. She's getting married to Liam hemsworth, darlin......

  • uuumm miley! omg, i love your beautiful little cunt!

  • Zezaeaz

    Cutter wrists

  • LIZ THE SHIZ

    girl git yur pilate eatin shaved beaver in the General Lee and git down here and who knows yu might git luckeee I hear tells it that your brother is lookin to git married YEEEHAAWWWWWHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Bubba

    It is good for Miley to get back to her southern fied roots, where even po folks are clean and wholesome. Not like Hollywierd where everything is corrupt and decaying.


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