Ms. Lohan Goes to Washington

Lindsay Lohan leaving Star Magazine’s “All Hollywood” party at AV Nightclub in Hollywood (4/24)

Lindsay Lohan’s getting taken out to a fancy dinner this Saturday and she doesn’t even have to blow anyone. Score one for Linds! From the Washington Post (via Cele|bitchy):

Forget George Clooney and Reese Witherspoon. The White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner guest destined to soak up the most attention will most likely be…Lindsay Lohan.

Greta Van Susteren of Fox News and her husband, John Coale, are bringing Lohan to the annual celeb-political event at the Washington Hilton on Saturday. Which means the off-probation actress will probably be hitting the D.C. party scene Friday and Saturday nights.

Considering Susan Sarandon was recently denied a security clearance for the White House, I don’t know how Lindsay Lohan will be allowed to be that close to President Obama. She’s so dangerous, even the Afghan government won’t let her into the country. One time she walked right by George Zimmerman’s house carrying a DVD player and a pillowcase full of jewelry, and he was too afraid to follow her. True story.


April 25, 2012 - 4:15 pm