Lindsay Lohan punched some chick. Allegedly.

A battery complaint has been filed against Lindsay Lohan by a woman alleging that the "actress" shoved and punched her in the back at a West Hollywood nightclub last Thursday. Wait a minute, Thursday? Isn't that the day Lindsay puts in a full shift at the soup kitchen and then tutors underprivileged children when she gets home? From the New York Daily News:
Sgt. Ed Hummel of the West Hollywood Sheriff's Department told the Daily News Sunday that the incident is being investigated as a "suspicious circumstance."

Lohan's spokesman Steve Honig is similarly irritated by the circumstances.

"Lindsay was absolutely not involved in any sort of altercation whatsoever," Honig told TMZ. "This is clearly another case of someone looking for money and 15 minutes of fame."
Someone looking for money? So she picked Lindsay Lohan as her target? Either this chick is really fucking dumb or she's been living in Middle-earth for the past five years. Targeting Lindsay Lohan for money is like targeting Rosie Perez for English lessons. Good luck with that.

*5 Lindsay Lohan pictures total in the gallery:

  • Lindsay Lohan Nightclub Altercation 1
  • Lindsay Lohan Nightclub Altercation 2
  • Lindsay Lohan Nightclub Altercation 3
  • Lindsay Lohan Nightclub Altercation 4
  • Lindsay Lohan Nightclub Altercation 5
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  • my friend's mom earned $17145 last week. she is making an income on the laptop and bought a $570800 house. All she did was get blessed and put in action the directions laid out on this web page (Click on menu Home more information)

  • Unruly

    Wish we could send Blowhan to Middle Earth. They'd know what to do with her.

  • Ted
  • Morgan

    Plaintiff's looking for free money from a lawsuit are often dumber than the average fence post. This person may not know that Lindsay has no insurance, she thinks because she is a celeb that she is rich. But then again Linds has clothes, a car, some jewelry, which are all worth something.

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