Lindsay Lohan at Coachella (4/13)

Wow, I'm surprised we made all the way to Thursday before hearing about Lindsay Lohan fucking up this week somehow (fight, drunken antics, DUI, drug arrest, etc.), but we did. And that's something she should be proud of. Baby steps Linds, baby steps. From TMZ:
Lindsay Lohan returned to the scene of the (alleged) crime!!! We've learned she showed up at The Standard Hotel on the Sunset Strip Wednesday night ... went to Smoke and Mirrors, the same nightclub where she allegedly pushed a woman 2 weeks ago, and got into it with ANOTHER woman ... and it ended with LiLo on the receiving end of a flying drink.

Here's how it went down.  Lindsay's friend drove her car to the hotel -- LiLo was in the passenger seat.  The driver pulled into the parking garage and hit another car.  Witnesses say Lindsay then called her dad, Michael, for help, and he dutifully showed up. 

So what did Michael do?  He took Lindsay inside the club and the two hung out for hours ... we're told without any alcohol.

Around closing time, a woman in the booth next to theirs made a snide comment about Lindsay showing up with her dad.  Lindsay then got up and screamed at the woman, "Shut the fuck up."  We're told that's when the drink drenched the actress.
Oh yes, how convenient. Lindsay and her dad -- both known rocks of sobriety -- were sitting for hours at this club drinking Shirley Temples, and then this chick just happens to start picking on innocent little Lindsay and she gets alcohol thrown all over her. Sounds like the makings of another excuse to me. "Honestly Judge, I didn't mean to steal the SWAT Team van and drive it into the ocean, but this big ol' bully who was jealous of my success threw alcohol all over me and practically forced me off the wagon."

*17 Lindsay Lohan pictures total in the gallery:

  • Lindsay Lohan Coachella Guy 1
  • Lindsay Lohan Coachella Guy 2
  • Lindsay Lohan Coachella Guy 3
  • Lindsay Lohan Coachella Guy 4
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[FameFlynet, Pacific Coast News]
  • my buddy's ex-wife brought home $14734 the previous month. she gets paid on the internet and bought a $371100 house. All she did was get blessed and try the information made clear on this web page (Click on menu Home more information)

  • WTF

    I can't wait until this piece of trash OD's. So sick her and her whoel disgusting family.

  • Tommyrodgers

    you don't get a nice round mouth like that by eating square meals....

  • LiLoLuv

    Because she is Linds, people think they can push her around and attempt to abuse her. If she strikes back everyone will think it was her fault, when the whole time she was being provoked beyond restraint.

  • Sup Dina

  • $1014741

    Begging for attention. Begging.

  • John M

    One of these days Linds is going to pick a fight someone like with Gina Carano without realising it and will get the absolute fuck beaten out of her.

    And when she does, she will totally deserve it, and the world will applaud and laugh in approval.

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