Kristin Cavallari out and about in West Hollywood (4/11)

I wish there was a way I could bet on Kristin Cavallari getting dumped right after she gives birth to Jay Cutler's baby, because I would literally make a kajillion dollars. From the New York Post:

Kristin Cavallari is five months pregnant with the child of Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler, but she's waiting to get married until after their baby is born. At the Conde Nast Traveler Hot List party in Los Angeles, Cavallari was overheard telling Jessica Alba that the couple is "focusing on the baby. Neither one of us have any religious reasons for why we need to be married right [now], and I don't really want to be a pregnant bride. We will focus on that after the baby."

Ah, I can see the big day already. There's the beautiful bride Kristin Cavallari, being walked down the aisle by dear ol' dad to a beaming Jay Cutler, ready to make the plunge. "With this ring, I take Kristin..." FUMBLE! FUMBLE! Jay fumbles the ring and amidst the pandemonium of NFL busts and reality TV stars, slips out the back door, and runs to the Canadian Football League, leaving pregnant-as-fuck Kristin at the altar looking all sorts of stupid. Well, what did you expect from a colossal choke artist like Jay? I'm sorry for the cheap shots but this teabagger cost me $5k in '10 when he shit the bed against Green Bay. F'n idiot, my car got repossessed because of you, you prick. In only nine more payments, that '87 Chevette would have been all mine, baby.

*32 Kristin Cavallari pictures total in the gallery:

[FameFlynet]