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Ke$ha taking a piss

I don't know why you would actually want people to know this, but Ke$ha tweeted a pic of herself taking a piss on the street in Santa Monica earlier this week. I know, how charming. She tweeted:
pee pee on the street. PoPo come n get me if u can find meeee. I blame traffik.
The police love when you post pictures of yourself urinating in public and then taunt them about it. Oh yes, I bet they're having a hearty laugh right now. Ke$ha should stop by the Santa Monica Police Department and everyone could enjoy a hearty laugh together. And maybe she could make little piggy squeal sounds at all the officers. And when she walks through the door, she could whip out a huge fake gun and yell "THIS IS A ROBBERY!" and act like she's robbing the receptionist. For fakes of course. There would be nonstop laughs!