Oh Katy, you shouldn't have

Lemme see here . . . would you rather nail Kristen Stewart or Katy Perry? . . . Kristen Stewart or Katy Perry? . . . Kristen Stewart or Katy Perry? Obviously Katy Perry. Unless you have a thing for homeless-looking chicks like my old roommate. Pervert. From In Touch Weekly:
Is Katy Perry after Robert Pattinson? On March 31, Robert and his girlfriend, Kristen Stewart, were having drinks at the Chateau Marmont hotel in LA when Katy crashed their get-together.

A witness says as soon as Kristen, 22, went to the ladies' room, Katy made a beeline to flirt with him. "Kristen was annoyed!"
Yep, this pretty much means it's over for vampire boy and sour-puss face, and who can blame him? Katy Perry is on the prowl for overrated pasty sausage again, and giant-eyed Pattinson is working the deli counter today. There's really no defense against Katy's hotness (unless your name is Sofia Vergara) so I won't blame Bobby for the eventually dumping of Kristen. I'm not saying that Kristen Stewart is ugly, but yes I am. In Crimean War terms, Katy is James Brudenell, 7th Earl of Cardigan to Kristen's FitzRoy James Henry Somerset.

You're damn right I just made a Crimean War analogy. Motherfucker.

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  • Thebitingdaery

    Kristen. Katy maybe pretty, but she's an idiot. At least Kristen is both pretty and has a brain.

  • I don't know about Robert, but I'd tell Katy to buzz off and go home with Kristen. But hey, that's just me.

  • Unruly

    Tacky. Leave the emo kids alone.

  • localsavage

    Fat slob

  • Pimp

    i just came thinking about titty fuckin the hot bitch

  • Morgan

    Not only is Katy awesomely beautiful clear to the bone, she is also clean and pure of thought and body. Katy should be known as St. Katy.


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