Katy Perry and Robert Ackroyd at Coachella (4/22)

Either Katy Perry has a new boyfriend (Florence + the Machine guitarist Robert Ackroyd), or Katy Perry needs to turn that guy in for sexual assault. Aw dammit, she has a new boyfriend. From Life & Style:

Love is in the air AGAIN for Katy Perry! Life & Style can exclusively reveal that the pop songstress is dating Florence + the Machine guitarist Robert Ackroyd.

"Backstage at the Artist Lounge at Coachella last weekend, Katy kept saying her boyfriend was the guitar player for Florence + the Machine," a source tells Life & Style. "She and a bunch of friends were supposed to go see Dr. Dre together, but Katy said she was waiting to watch her boyfriend perform!"

Florence + the Machine? Allow me to be the first to congratulate The Mamas & the Papas on not having the least intimidating name in the history of music anymore. And congrats to Florence, too, for finally recording an entire set of elevator music. OK, back to business. How lucky is Robert Ackroyd? He went from being the lame Ghostbuster to nut-busting inside Katy Perry. Wait, he's not who I'm thinking of? Oh, so he's a complete zero then. What a score for Robert -- he probably gained a million followers on Twitter (something that would have never happened with that shitty band of his). Don't screw this up, Bob. Katy's annoying as shit, tends to break down a lot (emotionally), but she's a fun ride. She's basically like an old Pontiac Fiero, with tits.

*30 Katy Perry pictures total in the gallery:

[WENN, Pacific Coast News]