Doutzen Kroes at The 9th Annual Spring Dinner Dance in New Year (4/10)

So supposedly Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt got engaged, but fuck them, supermodels are way more interesting. From the New York Daily News:
[At the New Yorkers for Children Spring Gala on Tuesday, Victoria's Secret Angel Erin Heatherton] sought out another Angel, Doutzen Kroes, who had been seated two tables away with designer Zac Posen and porcelain-skinned model Coco Rocha. Despite her willowy figure, Kroes was putting away the grub. An insider said that after cleaning her plate at the gala, the bodacious blond and Heatherton left the event and headed to Shake Shack on the upper West Side for yet another meal.
Quiz Time: For 20 points, what do Erin Heatherton and Doutzen Kroes have in common?

a) Impressive Resumes
b) Long Fingers
c) Vomit Breath
d) My Undying Loyalty
e) All of the Above

Erin and Doutzen are now on the Celebslam untouchables list. They can eat like savages because they're praying to the porcelain god, regurgitating their offerings. This is something all women who are trying to stay beautiful should do. Sure, sticking fingers down one's throat eventually leads to tooth decay and bad breath, but that's what a true supermodel does if she intends to have a long career of five years. We can never really repay the sacrifice these two are making, so I can only say that next time any of you run into Erin or Douzten, simply say "thank you for your service" and shower them with hugs and kisses. I bet you'll be greeted with a warm smile, and certainly not a 911 call!

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