Chris Brown bought a new Range Rover

In case you care, Chris Brown bought a new Range Rover at Land Rover of Encino on Monday. After looking at a few different models, Chris settled on the Range Rover HSE for its combination of sportiness, versatility, and roomy interior, which allows him a full range of motion when he's beating the shit out of his date in the passenger seat. No more weak-ass jabs like in his Lamborghini, ladies! It's full haymakers now!

*15 Chris Brown pictures total in the gallery:

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  • Jugglo

    Macho studdly wheels for a macho, studdly, and dangerous fighting man.

  • Jugglo

    Chris is a dangerous skilled fighter. Don't mess with him, you don't get those tats for being meek and mild. His hands and feet are lethal weapons.

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    Think cage fighter, think Chris

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  • After what he did to that nice Katy Perry I'm never buying one of his phonograph records again!

  • LIZ THE SHIZ

    hope he went for the Rihanna blood stain black eye option

  • Yes,Chris settled on the Range Rover HSE for its combination of sportiness, versatility, and roomy interior, which allows him a full range of motion when he's beating the shit out of his date in the passenger seat.


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