Brooklyn Decker drinking a beer in Battleship

Brooklyn Decker pretty much just called every model in the world dumb. C'mon, you're not just gonna sit back and take that, are you models? . . .  JELL-O FIGHT! From the Daily Mail:
[Brooklyn Decker] has long had the sort of online fanbase and professional clout that equals a very healthy bank balance, but not the job satisfaction she craved, and the SI cover would be her last modelling assignment. "I loved the travel but I didn't love the work," she confesses candidly, rolling her eyes. "I mean, come on, modeling is only so stimulating!"

Her [acting] success, she says, comes down to a mixture of luck, hard graft and resilience in the face of repeated rejections. "To start with people would dismiss me, simply because I was a model. So you have to work extra hard hoping that they'll see something more in you than just the way you look. As soon as I got "Just Go With It," I left the modelling world behind, which is a big thing to do when you're at the top."
Shhh! Did you hear that? If you didn't, please close your eyes and get the wax sucked out of your ear canals because that, my dear friends, was the sound of Brooklyn Decker delivering the Superman punch to all of her supermodel colleagues. That's how you do it, bitches. "Never look back at the bridges you set fire to, pussy" -- that's what Princess Diana told me in 1994, and damn it, that's how Brooklyn is living. Will she end up selling shitty cosmetics products like the rest of the supermodels-turned-movie-stars-turned-Avon Ladies? Only time will tell, but for now, let's sit back and enjoy the catfights.

*12 Brooklyn Decker pictures total in the gallery:

  • Brooklyn Decker Battleship Pics 1
  • Brooklyn Decker Battleship Pics 2
  • Brooklyn Decker Battleship Pics 3
  • Brooklyn Decker Battleship Pics 4
  • Brooklyn Decker Battleship Pics 5
  • Brooklyn Decker Battleship Pics 6
  • Brooklyn Decker Battleship Pics 7
  • Brooklyn Decker Battleship Pics 8
  • Brooklyn Decker Battleship Pics 9
  • Brooklyn Decker Battleship Pics 10
  • Emily

    she is so pretty, I love you Brooklyn Decker

  • Morgan

    The cream always raises to the top.

  • Hawk

    Oh, so she's an actress now?


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