Anne Hathaway = Awesome

Anne Hathaway has allegedly gone on a crash diet to prepare for her role in the movie adaptation of Les Miserables. Crash diet? More like sexy diet. From the Daily Mail:
The actress, 29, has been ordered to lose 16lbs in less than three weeks to play dying prostitute Fantine in the movie adaptation of Les Miserables. Instead of eating the recommended daily allowance of 2,000 calories a day, the actress is now down to under 500 to achieve the rapid result. A film source told the Daily Mirror:

"Anne is playing a destitute factory worker-come-lady of the night. Unfortunately, she only has 15 to 20 days to lose as much weight as possible - up to a stone-and-a-half (21 pounds) - because she’s been filming the scenes showing her fit and healthy, almost slightly chubby.

"It’s not ideal but, as with any high-budget movie, there are strict time constraints. Producers have assigned her a personal trainer and she is literally eating nothing more than a couple of apples a day, and some protein - mainly in the form of a shake."
Wonderful news, everyone. Ladies and chubby ladies, your new life coach is the great Anne Hathaway. There are many reasons for this revelation, but let's start with the obvious one for now. Anne is naturally a fat girl -- this we can see -- but at least she has the guts to do something about it: Ms. Throat, say hello to Mr. Fingers. Yeah, I know that's not what the report says, but you have to learn to read between the lines (that's what I was taught in FBI school). It's scientifically proven that the only diet that really works is the binge and purge diet, and I'm happy to see fatty finally sticking with it. Now if I find out that Anna also has a drinking problem, I'll give her a breath mint and engagement ring for Christmas.

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