Simon Cowell nailed Alicia Douvall 11 times in one night

In an interview with The Sun over the weekend, British model Alicia Douvall revealed that Simon Cowell once banged her 11 times in one night. Whatever, been there done that many tim-- wait, was she conscious? From the tabloid:
Alicia, 32, first met Cowell at a hotel bar in London’s posh Knightsbridge in 2001. The former Playboy TV model said: "On the third or fourth date we ended up doing it 11 times in one night. We went out for dinner and then back to his hotel. We ordered champagne on room service.

"We started having sex and went on through the night. We slept a little bit in between but only for a few minutes. We had sex in the sitting room, the bedroom and the bathroom and kept going on and on. Every time we had sex he would analyse my performance just like a judge on the TV and say how there could be an improvement next time."
Holy shitballs on a stick, Simon Cowell is the man. This is embarrassing to me. At my very best, I can only shoot 7-8 times a night, so what Cowell is doing is damn impressive. Since Simon is old enough to be my dad I'll assume he had chemical help to keep the ol' English taffy up that long, and he probably has one hell of a quick draw. Yeah, I'll go with that. Shit, 11 times? That's 10 more times than Justin Bieber has dry-humped Selena Gomez. "Cooties!"

*23 Alicia Douvall pictures total in the gallery:

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