April 2012 NUDE!

Catalina Otalvaro

Colombian model Catalina Otalvaro

*21 Catalina Otalvaro pictures total in the gallery:

Colin Egglesfield and a mystery brunette leaving the Chateau Marmont in West Hollywood (4/27)

There's been a rumor the past few weeks that Jennifer Love Hewitt was dating her Client List co-star Colin Egglesfield. Which is funny because Colin was seen leaving the Chateau Marmont on Friday night with a hot brunette chick. Joke's on you Colin because I bet this brunette chick doesn't already have her engagement ring picked out like Jennifer does! Have fun wasting a day at the mall if you ever want to propose! Hah!

*15 Colin Egglesfield and Jennifer Love Hewitt pictures total in the gallery:

What actress does that butt belong to? Identity revealed on PAGE 2 (click the picture to jump) . . .

+ Cameron Diaz looks . . . hot? (site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Kim Kardashian's sex tape as seen by three old ladies [Guyism]
+ Rihanna slips into a bikini [Celebuzz]
+ JoJo in a see-through top (site NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ America's former hottest soccer player Margo Mcauley [Busted Coverage]

+ That is one huge pussy [Dlisted]
+ Star Trek hottie Jeri Ryan [Linkiest]
+ Celebs reveal their favorite sex positions [Evil Beet]
+ Renee Olstead is all about boobs [Pick Me Up News]

BIKINI PICS OF THE DAY: Gracie Carvalho is gorgeous

*33 pictures total in the gallery:

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West arriving back at his apartment in New York (4/27)

What, did you really think Kim Kardashian wouldn't give Kanye West and herself a dumb couple's nickname like Kimye? From the Chicago Sun Times:

Both Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are very savvy about the entertainment biz and the power of their own brands. While my Kim insider laughed about "Kim increasingly using 'Kimye' to describe them," she also added, "I'm beginning to think she's hoping it becomes something like "Brangelina,'" alluding to the term for power couple Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt.

I've learned "Kimye" have already put their heads together — chatting about potential joint consumer product marketing ideas they could pursue.

Yeah, the next logical step for (fame whore)2 is to replace Academy Award winner Angelina Jolie and four-time Academy Award nominee Brad Pitt in the Hollywood totem pole. Do you really want to compare the two couples? Well, let's get it right out there: Kanye West couldn't hold Pitt's jock strap with both hands. Why? Because Brad is a humanitarian who is genuinely trying to do some good in this world, whereas Kanye is an ass-clown who yells into microphones and goes on Twitter rants when not instantly recognized at restaurants. Angelina, on the other hand, is closer to Kim than one might think. Kim profited off her own "leaked" sex tape, and Angelina made out with her brother for publicity. In morally corrupt terms, that's almost equal. Still, unless Brad starts setting kittens on fire, Brangelina has a long way to drop before Kimye catches up.

*31 Kimye pictures total in the gallery:

Mariah Carey performing the season closing concert at Ischgl Ski Resort in Austria (4/30)

Thank you, Mariah Carey, for introducing the phrase "Raging Cameltoe" into my lexicon. I am forever in debt.

Yours truly,

The Celebslam Guy

*23 Mariah Carey pictures total in the gallery:

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Cobie Smulders

Cobie Smulders leaving the Trump Soho Hotel and heading to the premiere of The Avengers in New York (4/28)

*20 Cobie Smulders pictures total in the gallery:

Adrienne Bailon bikini pics! (Miami - 4/27)

That's former Cheetah Girl Adrienne Bailon in Miami last week filming her new reality show Empire Girls. Adrienne used to date Rob Kardashian, but dumped him a few years ago after he cheated. Yep, she actually managed to escape the soul-sucking vortex that is the Kardashian family. Wow, impressive. For her next trick, she's going to join the Crips or Bloods for a few years and then just leave. And they're not going to say shit to her. Because she's Adrienne fucking Bailon. And she once escaped the Kardashian family.

*25 Adrienne Bailon pictures total in the gallery:

Rosario Dawson at the White House Correspondents' Association Dinner at the Hilton Hotel in Washington, D.C. (4/28)

The annual White House Correspondents' Dinner was Saturday in Washington and, even though they weren't giving out any awards, Rosario Dawson won. Won what, you ask? My adoration. And some people would even say that's better than an award. Those people are fucking idiots because awards are awesome and you can put them on the mantle over your fireplace, but still, they're entitled to their opinion.

*10 Rosario Dawson pictures total in the gallery:

Cameron Diaz at the "CinemaCon Pioneer of the Year Awards" at Caesars Palace in Las Vegas (4/25)

Is there another woman named Cameron Diaz that Alex Rodriguez used to date? Because I know he can't possibly be saying that Cameron Diaz, the actress, is one of the greatest human beings he's ever met. I had beers with Mother Teresa and this bitch is no Mother Teresa. From The Insider:

New York Yankees slugger Alex Rodriguez spoke to The Insider's Kevin Frazier about his relationship with ex Cameron Diaz ... Kevin also asks A-Rod, "Cameron Diaz [recently talked] about your breakup a little bit [in a national magazine]. How tough is that when there's so much scrutiny on your relationship?"

"Ah, you know, it's New York -- people are always going to have an opinion [with] pretty much anything you do, both on and off the field," he replies. "I don't like talking about my relationships, but I will tell you about C.D. -- she's probably one of the greatest human beings I've ever met, and just an amazing light."

A-Rod needs to get out and meet some new people. That's one hell of a boring list if Cameron Diaz is near the top. How's it possible to not meet any interesting people when you've been swimming in Derek Jeter's wake since you two were in the minor leagues? It says more about Jeter than it says about A-Rod or Cameron, honestly. A-Rod, for your sake, start banging a Kardashian. You might end up with herpes (if you don't have it already), but at least you'll get to meet interesting people like Ryan Seacrest. Boy the stories he could tell about Fleet Week . . .

*25 Cameron Diaz pictures total in the gallery: