Zoe Saldana at the 27th Annual Independent Spirit Awards in Santa Monica (2/25)

Good news patrons of gay clubs with names like The Lumber Yard or The Sausage Factory ladies -- Bradley Cooper is single. From Us Weekly:
Bradley Cooper is single again. Three months after Cooper, 37, and his Words costar Zoe Saldana, 33, first hooked up, the couple have called it quits, a source confirms to the new issue of Us Weekly.

"They're definitely not together," the insider says of the pair, who met while filming the upcoming thriller and were first spotted kissing at a New Year's Eve bash.

Though Saldana was spotted hanging with Cooper's mom, Gloria, in February, pals say she isn't too bummed about her breakup. "She and Bradley weren't superserious at all," says a pal of Saldana and Cooper.
Well, looky here. I know Bradley and Zoe splitting up is supposed to be news, but when did they officially start dating? That's news to me, and I have a stranglehold on the pulse of pop culture. This really isn't news. Why? Because these two are some bland mofo's. As you nobodies know, the standard formula for my fun little website goes as such: celebrity couple breaks up and I tease them something unmerciful based on the reason for the break-up and/or their appearance. Did my pulling back of the curtain freak you guys out? Good. Now, since no reason was given for Bradley and Zoe's split, I was planning to make one up of my own. I would have, too, but we at Celebslam have a reputation to uphold. I didn't win four Internet Pulitzer Prizes in a row for making up facts. Who do you think we are, MSNBC? ZING, BITCHES!

*30 Zoe Saldana pictures total in the gallery:

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