The Situation might be in rehab

Late yesterday a rumor swept the internets faster than a drug-resistant strain of herpes through Seaside, New Jersey that The Situation of Jersey Shore fame was in rehab. Keeping in mind that reps lie 110 out of every 100 times, his rep told E!:
"He has spent the past several weeks at an undisclosed location for much needed rest and recuperation after his extensive production and appearance schedule."
Of course he didn't go to rehab. Going to rehab actually requires some form of self-awareness and a realization that your actions are hurting yourself and those around you. The only rehab this douchebag's going to is the Sunday pool party at The Hard Rock. This whole rumor reeks worse than JWoww's panties of a deflection story. He probably went somewhere really embarrassing for the "past several weeks" and just didn't want anyone to find out, like community college or Florida.

*5 The Situation pictures total in the gallery:

  • The Situation Rehab 1
  • The Situation Rehab 2
  • The Situation Rehab 3
  • The Situation Rehab 4
  • The Situation Rehab 5

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