Snooki is pregnant, engaged. Also, Ben totally lied to win Courtney back.

Snooki is pregnant, engaged

The Apocalypse is finally upon us. Us Weekly confirmed with a giant cover today that Snooki is both pregnant and engaged. Hopefully both by the same man. From the mag:

After weeks of rumors, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi confirms exclusively in the new Us Weekly that she is 15 weeks pregnant -- and engaged to the father, beau of one and a half years Jionni LaValle.

"I have different priorities now," reformed party girl Snooki says. "I don't care what anybody else thinks. As long as I know I'm ready and he's ready."

Adds LaValle: "We are not going to screw this up."

I may be in the minority here, but I think Snooki is going to be an AMAZING mom. I really don't see anything going wrong with this pregnancy.]

The once pouf-haired star and LaValle discovered the news "right after New Year's," she said. Snooki's first thought? "'Shit, I've been drinking!' I was worried. It was New Year's Eve and we were in Vegas, so I did go crazy." she admits.

Um, nevermind. Honestly, if this kid's not born with two heads and a claw for a hand, it's gonna be a minor miracle.

*16 Snooki pictures total in the gallery:

[WENN]

Morgan

Let us hope that in another four or five months that Snooki, will pose for naked pregnant photos, so that the American public has the opportunity to see all of her in all of her pregnant glory. Even better if she has the birth of her child or children video taped and put on U-Tube for the public's enjoyment.

Morgan

Let us hope for at least triplets of little Snookies, and that she proves amazingly fertile and brings many many more children into the world. Snooki is one of New Jersey's state treasures.

LIZ THE SHIZ

kid will be born with extra cheese sausage and mushrooms,doctors fee $9.99 if it's delivered in 30 minutes or less