Snooki is pregnant, engaged

The Apocalypse is finally upon us. Us Weekly confirmed with a giant cover today that Snooki is both pregnant and engaged. Hopefully both by the same man. From the mag:
After weeks of rumors, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi confirms exclusively in the new Us Weekly that she is 15 weeks pregnant -- and engaged to the father, beau of one and a half years Jionni LaValle.

"I have different priorities now," reformed party girl Snooki says. "I don't care what anybody else thinks. As long as I know I'm ready and he's ready."

Adds LaValle: "We are not going to screw this up."
I may be in the minority here, but I think Snooki is going to be an AMAZING mom. I really don't see anything going wrong with this pregnancy.]
The once pouf-haired star and LaValle discovered the news "right after New Year's," she said. Snooki's first thought? "'Shit, I've been drinking!' I was worried. It was New Year's Eve and we were in Vegas, so I did go crazy." she admits.
Um, nevermind. Honestly, if this kid's not born with two heads and a claw for a hand, it's gonna be a minor miracle.

*16 Snooki pictures total in the gallery:

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[WENN]

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