Snooki in Jersey City, New Jersey (3/2)

If you buy any of this for your kid, you should be charged with child abuse. No exceptions. From the Chicago Sun Times:

[Snooki] has big plans for her pending mama-hood. A source close to her revealed there are proposals drafted for Polizzi to put her name on baby clothing, accessories (bibs, rattles, mobiles) and equipment (strollers, cribs).

Isn't motherhood beautiful? There's nothing that glorifies the miracle of childbirth like selling Snooki Tequila with placenta strands instead of worms on QVC. I'm sorry if you were eating while reading this site, but you really should know better by now. OK, did you really expect Snooki NOT to cash in on that thing growing inside her? Where the untrained eye and weak-stomached see a future cancer on society or the incarnation of the antichrist, Snooki and I see at least 5 seasons of Growing Up Stupid. Trust me, if there's any network that can make prenatal alcohol syndrome funny, it's MTV. And by "make," I mean "should be held responsible for."

*20 Snooki pictures total in the gallery:

[FameFlynet]