Caption Time!

Paris Hilton at the Jacked party at Mansion Miami (3/25)

MY CAPTION: Out of sheer instinct, Paris Hilton puts something long, white, and hard into her mouth.

YOUR CAPTION: Leave it in the comments . . .

*15 Paris Hilton pictures total in the gallery:

[WENN]

babysays

I need one this long! Raise your hand!

Sandy Beach

Two words: Mid Life

MacKenzie Hawkins

Paris was asked to do an interpretive dance to her favorite AC/DC song: "Givin the dog a bone".

footballisus

My last boyfriend told me I look more intelligent with long thick tubes in my mouth . Can you see it?

Deria

Who can make this long white object disappear in all of their holes? "OOH OOH, I can I can"!!!!

Paris Hater

That's it girl...fetch the stick. Good dog...

Seriously

Damn you, I had forgotten about her meaningless life...

Morgan

Silly, she is doing a native dance. Paris has an advanced degree in anthropology.

LIZ THE SHIZ

see the woman who can suck a candle at both ends, really, Paris just uses the wax to lubricate her worn out gums

inokare

THAT'S A GOOD DOGGY. NOW SHOW ME HOW TO DOUGIE.

Bob

Just one more long white thing that has to go thru life with Herpes due to Paris......