Miranda Kerr is fairly attractive

In an interview in the new issue of Women's Health, Miranda Kerr continues the time-honored supermodel tradition of making fat chicks feel bad by claiming to eat whatever they want, not count calories, yada yada yada. Liar whore! Via ONTD:
"I adopt the 80/20 rule. 80% healthy and organic, 20% indulgent and that works for me and my body personally. I indulge occasionally and avoid counting calories. Ideally when I can, I like to start my day with a fresh pressed green juice with kale, cucumber, spinach, parsley and lemon."
Oh yes, of course. Who among us doesn't enjoy a fresh pressed green juice to start off the day? Jesus, is Gwyneth Paltrow ghostwriting this?
"Half an hour later I like to make a smoothie I will then have organic eggs or oatmeal for breakfast. That works for me and is a great way to get my body started for the day. I believe breakfast is one of the most important meals in the day."
Clearly she's lying. There is no way I'm gonna accept the notion that Miranda Kerr doesn't count calories. It just won't happen. That being said, I don't care if Miranda stays in shape by eating dog food. Look at her. I'm being serious, look at her.  Anyone not named Clay Aiken or John Travolta who isn't fully aroused right now is a damn liar, too. If Miranda put out a press release claiming she joined the Nazi Party, I might have to reexamine my opinion on the Third Reich.

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