Megan Fox leaving Rite-Aid in L.A. (1/13)

I now present the most disgusting thing you'll read all day: Megan Fox telling Cosmo about meeting husband Brian Austin Green on the set of Hope & Faith back in 2004 when she was just 18. Via the New York Post:

"I didn't know who he was. I was too young for Beverly Hills, 90210," Fox says. "But the first time I saw him, I got butterflies. And the first time he casually touched me? There was so much electricity."

She adds that she feels like it was destiny that they met.

"I truly feel like he's my soul mate. We've had obstacles, and we've overcome them," she says. "I don't want to sound corny or cliche, but I do believe that we are destined to live this part of our lives together."

Is there something about David Silver that I'm missing? I'm really trying to understand Megan because she's hot as hell, but the fact that Brian Austin Green makes her cream her panties really pushes my simpatico muscles to the limit. Does she know that Brian thought he was a rapper in the 90s? Yeah, a fake-ass, buttery-soft Hollywood rapper like David Faustino and Will Smith. The 90s were a bad time for hip hop. The world was full of wiggers like Brian, Snow, and the ever hate-able "3rd Bass." But I digress, this guy must be hung like a horse because Megan clearly doesn't need him for the celebrity . . . or maybe she's into mercy fucking. I don't know one way or the other, but I'm starting to turn the page on Megan and her biker chick tattoos.

*21 Megan Fox pictures total in the gallery:

[FameFlynet]