Lindsay Lohan leaving Gyu-Kaku Japanese BBQ in L.A. (3/12)

It's funny how, even though Lindsay Lohan is always claiming that she's getting her life together and things are different this time, her name ends up in the news way more often than non fuck-ups like Rachel Bilson or Natalie Portman. Fucking liberal media, man. They're clearly out to get her. From TMZ:
Lindsay Lohan struck someone while driving away from a club, and then fled the scene. Lindsay was in her new Porsche when she left the Sayers Club in Hollywood at just after midnight Wednesday. We're told she was driving out of the parking lot when she was blocked by paparazzi and bystanders around the nearby Hookah Lounge. Lindsay made contact with the manager of the Hookah Lounge with her car and then peeled out ...
Yeah, but it's not like the manager went to the emergency room and is going to press charges and hire an attorney, right?
Sources tell us, the manager who Lindsay struck has gone to the emergency room and we're told he is going to press charges and hire an attorney. Cops told us they will open a hit-and-run investigation if the manager files a report.

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ ... the 26-year-old manager was standing by his car when Lindsay was attempting a 3-point turn and she grazed his knee and his car.  We're told the manager didn't know who Lindsay was at first and he told the paparazzi on scene and police that he didn't need medical attention. Cops say he was told the driver was Lindsay but he said he wasn't from this country and didn't know who she was.  We're told a short time later he began complaining he was injured.
Clearly this dude's shady as hell, but the fact is that you can't drive into people and then "peel out" from the scene. Ligaments, cartilage, and soft tissue don't care that you starred in Herbie Fully Loaded 10 years ago. Don't be a fucking idiot. Sure you may have blown Paul Walker a few years ago, but that doesn't mean your life is a scene from The Fast and the Furious.

*10 Lindsay Lohan pictures total in the gallery:

  • Lindsay Lohan Hit and Run Pics 1
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[WENN, Pacific Coast News]

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