Kim Kardashian's ex is now slumming it with the Jersey Shore cast

I didn't think it was possible to embarrass yourself more than being dumped by Kim Kardashian, but Kris Humphries somehow found a way to do it. From In Touch Weekly:
Rest assured, Kim Kardashian's estranged husband isn't pining for her — or even thinking about her — these days. On a recent night out at New York hotspot Riff Raff's, Kris Humphries, 27, was spotted partying with a group of friends that included Jersey Shore's Vinny Guadagnino — and hitting on many pretty ladies. "Kris asked Vinny to help him pick up girls," a witness tells In Touch. "Vinny said, 'Seems like you're already doing a good job!'"
Kris Kardashian-Humphries is hanging out with the Jersey Shore degenerates? Sure, I'll buy that. Of course Kris wants to hang out with those scumbags -- what else is he gonna do? Win games with the Nets? HA! Kris got a first-hand lesson on how great life is when you accept being a shameless monster, so why not hang out with the team of creeps that perfected the art of cashing checks for being completely dead inside? Maybe Kris is trying figure out how the Jersey Shore cast still gets cheap applause, since he's still getting booed in every arena he visits. This dope is the guy who didn't know his wife was the most mainstream porn star in the world. On the other hand, hanging out with these walking Ed Hardy ads will eventually catch up to him. I hope Kris comes to his neanderthal senses, because I swear, if you were to look deeply into Vinny Guadagnino's eyes, you'd see an IOU for a soul from God.

*5 Kris Humphries pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kris Humphries Jersey Shore 1
  • Kris Humphries Jersey Shore 2
  • Kris Humphries Jersey Shore 3
  • Kris Humphries Jersey Shore 4
  • Kris Humphries Jersey Shore 5

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