Jessica Simpson says she’s only gained 40 pounds

Jessica Simpson leaving Boneyard Bistro in Sherman Oaks (3/25)

Jessica Simpson says she’s only gained 40 pounds since the start of her pregnancy. In other news, Jessica Simpson is completely full of shit. From HELLO!:

“I feel like I could pop at any second,” the Fashion Star mentor tells this week’s HELLO! magazine, revealing she has gained 40lbs – and counting!

“I had a great pregnancy. Eating and not having to worry too much about it has been fun. Taking a break from working out has definitely been fun. But I’m ready for it to be over. I’m ready to have my body back!”

Come on, people. Do I look like an idiot? . . . don’t answer that. Unless Jessica had her ass and belly filled with helium, I’ll go ahead and assume she’s lying . . . and fat. I’ll assume because hey, it’s not like I live with her. Maybe her scale was broken the last time she weighed herself, or it just doesn’t go that high. Or maybe Jessica weighed herself while in orbit? Because saying that Jessica is only 40 pounds overweight on Earth breaks too many laws of physics to list here.

[Pacific Coast News]

March 28, 2012 - 6:30 am