Jessica Simpson leaving Boneyard Bistro in Sherman Oaks (3/25)

Jessica Simpson says she's only gained 40 pounds since the start of her pregnancy. In other news, Jessica Simpson is completely full of shit. From HELLO!:
"I feel like I could pop at any second," the Fashion Star mentor tells this week’s HELLO! magazine, revealing she has gained 40lbs - and counting!

"I had a great pregnancy. Eating and not having to worry too much about it has been fun. Taking a break from working out has definitely been fun. But I'm ready for it to be over. I'm ready to have my body back!"
Come on, people. Do I look like an idiot? . . . don't answer that. Unless Jessica had her ass and belly filled with helium, I'll go ahead and assume she's lying . . . and fat. I'll assume because hey, it's not like I live with her. Maybe her scale was broken the last time she weighed herself, or it just doesn't go that high. Or maybe Jessica weighed herself while in orbit? Because saying that Jessica is only 40 pounds overweight on Earth breaks too many laws of physics to list here.

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[Pacific Coast News]
  • Brii

    If she's pregnant who business is it what she gained or not..She shouldnt let the media stress her out..Kim K said she gained alot..she was 200+ counting..who cares, they're celebs with money..They can buy their body..Kim K sister sure did..Let her be..I think she still beautiful!

  • ellena

    She's pregnant..making fun of her weight gun is like making fun of a retarded kid for looking goofy.

  • Belledeedee

    She's making fun of her self by lying to the public!

  • Brii

    Who's say's it up to us to judge her cause she pregnant..She distraught she messed her body up..(THATS what happens when u lay down and have sex--Too bad..She's still Rich and Successful..WHO ,,Ru..Maybe we should all mind our own business!

  • Gianna

    40 lbs and counting means: 50 lbs, 60 lbs, 70 lbs, etc.

  • guest

    Hmm. I'm 5 foot 7 and have had two children. Knowing what I know about my own body, that's at least a 80 pound weight gain. Now, if Jessica is extremely short maybe it's 40. Maybe.

  • And to think....Beyonce LOST 10 pounds during her pregnancy....LOL!

  • justatinymistake

    I think she meant 40 Kilograms...!

  • Vloggerazzi

    I believe she's only gained 40lbs since the baby. But, she's definitely not counting ALREADY being 50lbs overweight since Dukes of Hazzard.

  • LIZ THE SHIZ

    yeah, 40 pounds of BS along with the other 140 pounds thanks to the I'm pregnant all you can eat diet

  • Morgan

    Jess is so totally hot in those photos. I imagine much man juice will be spilled over them.

  • Unruly

    LOL


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