Jessica Simpson gets naked for Elle

Seeing Jessica Simpson waddle down the street these past few months, I think we've all wondered when she was gonna take it all off and show us that massive naked body of hers. Turns out the "when" is today, for the April issue of Elle. Jessica reveals in the interview that she's having a girl and that she will lose her shit if she starts doing dykey things like play sports:
"I swear, I will croak if she asks me for a pair of Nikes instead of Christian Louboutins! Eric is so athletic — we're gonna have this ath-a-letic girl and I won't even be able to take her shopping, 'cause all she's gonna want is sports bras and Nikes!"
Jessica also reveals that of course her daughter is going to have a stupid name:
"It's nothing shocking and nothing you'll have to add to the dictionary. Still, when people hear it, they'll know ... why."
Lemme see here. Gwyneth Paltrow named her daughter Apple, so I think I know where Jessica is heading with this. Candy Apple Simpson it is. It's a perfect name for something that lived inside Jessica Simpson for nine months.

*5 Jessica Simpson pictures total in the gallery:

  • Jessica Simpson Naked 1
  • Jessica Simpson Naked 2
  • Jessica Simpson Naked 3
  • Jessica Simpson Naked 4
  • Jessica Simpson Naked 5

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