Jessica Biel is a weirdo

If Jessica Biel had been born a man (catty bitches, please hold your snarky comments about how she was born a man), I am now convinced that she would have been a serial killer From W magazine (via Yahoo!):
Despite the tomboy behavior, Justin Timberlake's fiancee says she still indulged her girly side by playing with dolls. "But it was always, 'Let's play sex with Barbies!' My Barbies were usually naked. Once, I took their heads off, cut their hair, drew on their short, spiky hair with some markers, then stuck the heads on Christmas lights. Every year, we'd string our tree with those Barbie heads. It looked demonic."
Jessica Biel just moved up a few spots on the Celebslam yanky cranky list. She's already one of the world's hottest chicks, and now she acknowledges that she's absolutely nuts? I'll put a ring on her finger and mean it if she can cook. I totally understand why girlie-voice Timberlake always ends up running back to Jessica. Of course Jewfro can find any girl to wear a strap-on and show him who's the boss, but Jessica drives it home with the reckless abandon of a true sociopath.

*5 Jessica Biel pictures total in the gallery:

  • Jessica Biel W Magazine 1
  • Jessica Biel W Magazine 2
  • Jessica Biel W Magazine 3
  • Jessica Biel W Magazine 4
  • Jessica Biel W Magazine 5

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