Jennifer Love Hewitt out and about in Malibu (3/10)

Jennifer Love Hewitt, wearing a sorta see-through dress in Malibu over the weekend above, has hit a new low. She's signed on to be a spokesman for eHarmony. I wonder if they're giving her a free account? From Crazy Days and Nights (via The Superficial):
If anyone could use some help with their dating life, it is probably Jennifer Love Hewitt. She always seems to pick the wrong guys, so maybe a dating site is what she needs. If she is going to do that, then she might as well get paid for it. So, eHarmony did just that. They are paying her and they are also setting her up. They found one guy and flew him to Los Angeles for a date. He says that she was bored, disinterested and was just doing it for the money. Hey, just like The Client List. I don't know if eHarmony really thought this thing through. Jennifer Love Hewitt is playing a hooker who dates guys for money and then will be advertising their services. Hmmm.
I know the fates haven't been kind to Jennifer in regards to relationships, but how does one go from being unlucky in love to full blown prostitution? I'd call that an extreme overreaction. For the sake of her goody two-shoes career, Jen needs to stop following Lindsay Lohan and find her own path in life. Sure Lindsay seems dangerous and edgy -- at first, but before you know it, you're dancing for quarters with strangers and letting Sam Ronson three-knuckle her hand cock into your womb. It's just too much for her new overlords at the Lifetime Network to handle, although I'm sure CBS wouldn't mind -- it'd make for great ratings for Ghost Whisperer reruns.

*15 Jennifer Love Hewitt pictures total in the gallery:

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