Whatcha gonna do, brother, when Pastamania runs wild on you!

Someone is actively shopping a Hulk Hogan sex tape. You know what, I bet it's that asshole The Iron Sheik. Ever since he lost the WWF Championship to Hulk in '84, he's been out to get him. From TMZ:
We've seen a portion of the grainy footage -- featuring Hulk getting undressed and a naked, unidentified brunette lying on a bed. The woman is NOT his ex-wife Linda or his current wife Jennifer McDaniel. In the clip, Hulk pulls his shirt off and brags to his companion, "I started to work out again." Hulk then runs his hands through his blonde hair like he always does. The best part ... Hulk's thong-shaped tan line.

It's unclear when the tape was shot -- but Vivid honcho Steve Hirsch tells TMZ, he was approached with the tape very recently by a third party. So far, no word on whether Hirsch or anyone else has made an offer to buy the tape.
Wow, it looks like the Hulkster read Pam Anderson's book, How to Extend Your 15 Minutes by Any Means Necessary, over Lent. Not a bad plan on paper, since Terry Bolea meets the criteria of being a washed-up bleach blonde bimbo with leathery skin and big [man] boobs, but I remember sending that copy to Brooke for her birthday. It's actually pretty creepy that a 75-year-old man is still hooked on fame. Hulkster, the next time you get the urge to do something wacky, do the world a favor and take a relaxing ride with Nick and reassess your life while you're blasting face first through the windshield.

*10 Hulk Hogan pictures total in the gallery:

  • Hulk Hogan Sex Tape 1
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