Claire Sinclair in Pasadena a few days after the beatdown (2/13)

The legal system just took a huge dump on 2011 Playmate of the Year Claire Sinclair. But hey, maybe that's her thing? Who are we to judge? From TMZ:
Hugh Hefner's son Marston has been sentenced to a 52-week domestic violence program after allegedly beating his Playmate girlfriend Claire Sinclair last month.
Hah! I hope having to sit at a desk for 45 minutes a week for a year really teaches this punk a lesson about beating up women!
Marston was charged with corporal injury on a spouse or cohabitant after the February 12th incident -- when he allegedly attacked Claire at the couple's Pasadena apartment, bruising her up and damaging her laptop. He pled "no contest" today. Marston was charged with vandalism over the laptop -- but that count was dismissed. The judge also ordered Marston to stay away from Claire.
I know, I know. Some of you want to hang Hugh's mistake up by his overindulged thumbs, but assaulting Claire isn't even a skirmish in the Hefner war on women. I do agree that Marston should be ass-raped until he finds religion, but who's done more damage to women in general? All queer-name did was smack his father's slutty employee around, whereas Hugh Hefner has been eating souls for 60 years. Remember ladies, bruises heal and go away; pictures of spread-eagle twats are forever.

*25 Claire Sinclair pictures total in the gallery:

  • Hugh Hefner Asshole Son 1
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[Pacific Coast News]