Claire Sinclair in Pasadena a few days after the beatdown (2/13)

The legal system just took a huge dump on 2011 Playmate of the Year Claire Sinclair. But hey, maybe that's her thing? Who are we to judge? From TMZ:
Hugh Hefner's son Marston has been sentenced to a 52-week domestic violence program after allegedly beating his Playmate girlfriend Claire Sinclair last month.
Hah! I hope having to sit at a desk for 45 minutes a week for a year really teaches this punk a lesson about beating up women!
Marston was charged with corporal injury on a spouse or cohabitant after the February 12th incident -- when he allegedly attacked Claire at the couple's Pasadena apartment, bruising her up and damaging her laptop. He pled "no contest" today. Marston was charged with vandalism over the laptop -- but that count was dismissed. The judge also ordered Marston to stay away from Claire.
I know, I know. Some of you want to hang Hugh's mistake up by his overindulged thumbs, but assaulting Claire isn't even a skirmish in the Hefner war on women. I do agree that Marston should be ass-raped until he finds religion, but who's done more damage to women in general? All queer-name did was smack his father's slutty employee around, whereas Hugh Hefner has been eating souls for 60 years. Remember ladies, bruises heal and go away; pictures of spread-eagle twats are forever.

*25 Claire Sinclair pictures total in the gallery:

  • Hugh Hefner Asshole Son 1
  • Hugh Hefner Asshole Son 2
  • Hugh Hefner Asshole Son 3
  • Hugh Hefner Asshole Son 4
  • Hugh Hefner Asshole Son 5
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  • Hugh Hefner Asshole Son 25
[Pacific Coast News]
  • Trff

    She probably was asking for it.

  • LIZ THE SHIZ

    ahh, playboy after dark,put on your silk pj's your velvet smoking jacket,your sea captains hat,light up your pipe and beat the crap out of your current girlfriend,that's the playboy life style

  • MacKenzie Hawkins

    Never respect a guy who hits a woman period! Men who do are weak both mentally and physically Women can drive us crazy but never to the point of violence.

    She is a beautiful woman. Hopefully she can rise above the psychological issues that occur after a domestic violence and get moving toward a better life


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