George Clooney in front of the Sudanese Embassy last Friday

After spending three or so hours in jail last Friday following his arrest during a protest in front of the Sudanese embassy, George Clooney paid the $100 bail and was released, unraped (he didn't have time to take a shower thank god). Asked about his short stay, Clooney joked with reporters:
"[The stay was] really rough you can imagine ... Have you ever been in a cell with these guys?"
He added to TMZ:
"My one phone call? My mom. One thing never changes."
Wow, that's kind of fucked up that he didn't call Stacy Keibler. They've been dating for seven months. When I was arrested last year for soliciting an undercover cop for a blowjob "that I could pay for in meth," my one call was to my girlfriend. I guess I just care about her more than George cares about Stacy. What a dick.

*15 George Clooney pictures total in the gallery:

  • George Clooney Handcuffed 1
  • George Clooney Handcuffed 2
  • George Clooney Handcuffed 3
  • George Clooney Handcuffed 4
  • George Clooney Handcuffed 5
  • George Clooney Handcuffed 6
  • George Clooney Handcuffed 7
  • George Clooney Handcuffed 8
  • George Clooney Handcuffed 9
  • George Clooney Handcuffed 10
  • George Clooney Handcuffed 11
  • George Clooney Handcuffed 12
  • George Clooney Handcuffed 13
  • George Clooney Handcuffed 14
  • George Clooney Handcuffed 15

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