Eva Longoria and Eduardo Cruz leaving Beso restaurant in West Hollywood (2/22)

In what a source is telling Us Weekly was a "mutual decision" (my ass), Eva Longoria and her boyfriend Eduardo Cruz (Penelope's younger brother) have split up. Eduardo was Eva's rebound dick after divorcing Tony Parker, so congrats to him for lasting a year, but it looks like he's gonna have to actually get a job now:
The pair split within the last couple days, with Cruz returning to his native Madrid, Spain.

"It was a mutual decision," the source explains to Us. "They are staying friends."

And Longoria has just the thing to keep her distracted, the source adds. "She's focusing on work and the end of Desperate Housewives." Still, it appears she will be spending her 37th birthday, March 19, single.
Does this look familiar? TV star marries a famous actor/athlete, all is well until husband gets better head somewhere else; actress takes on many dicks and career takes off in a big way. Eva is sort of a Univision Jennifer Aniston, minus the career taking off part. Her agent needs to study Jennifer's resume a little harder, because stepping out with a zilch like Eddie "My Sister's Famous" Cruz does absolutely nothing for careers. I do give her credit for not pulling a LeAnn Rimes and stealing AC Slater from his wife, though.

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