Eva Longoria really hates parking tickets

Eva Longoria out and about in Beverly Hills (3/16)

That was actually my second choice headline. I didn’t think that “I would wear Eva Longoria’s ass as a hat” in giant letters at the top of the page seemed appropriate. Tons of kids read this site. Thank you Jesus for neglectful parents. Pageviews, baby.

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Tags: Eva Longoria
March 20, 2012 - 6:30 am