Eva Longoria out and about in Beverly Hills (3/16)

That was actually my second choice headline. I didn't think that "I would wear Eva Longoria's ass as a hat" in giant letters at the top of the page seemed appropriate. Tons of kids read this site. Thank you Jesus for neglectful parents. Pageviews, baby.

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[FameFlynet]
  • nope! i've got half a billion followers on my cites, but i don't get paid. not one cent. it's one of many stupid choices i make.

  • $1014741

    Whenever I see a woman carrying one of those idiotic Birkin bags - I only see her insecurity.

  • LOOK AT ME EVERYBODY

    Well, those $5000+ ugly, clumsy looking Birkin Bags come in handy for carrying her wallet for Botox and Juvederm injections & keys to her tacky Bentley. Ew.


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