Eva Longoria out and about in Beverly Hills (3/15)

Another day, another dude for Eva Longoria. This time she's hooking up with Amaury Nolasco, whom Life & Style tells me is famous for some reason:
Eva Longoria is bouncing back from her breakup with Eduardo Cruz — with newly single hottie Amaury Nolasco! On March 22, the bachelor stepped out with Eva for an intimate dinner at STK in Los Angeles. "She was flirting," a fellow diner at STK tells Life & Style. "It looked like they were a couple." Afterward, Eva, 37, and Amaury, 41, were spotted cuddling over cocktails at Bagatelle.

Life & Style can exclusively reveal that the Prison Break star and his longtime girlfriend, Jennifer Morrison, broke up in November.  "They're still friends," a pal of the couple tells Life & Style exclusively, "but they're no longer dating." Eva and Eduardo split a month ago after dating for a year. They began spending time together about a month after Eva's divorce from her ex-husband, Tony Parker, became final.
Yawn. This isn't even a story, it's just Eva's daily routine. Have you ever been to a carnival and played Whac-A-Mole? You know, that game where you whack moles that pop out of holes with a hammer? Well, Eva's version is a bit more perverted. In Eva's game, the moles are penises and the hammer is her ass and vagina. That pretty much describes her life ever since Tony Parker dumped her for her lack of sexting skills. Wow, you know what? That's kinda mean, and I'm sorry. I lose it sometimes because seeing hot chicks embarrass themselves is one of the few things that still give me solid erections.

*15 Eva Longoria pictures total in the gallery:

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