Demi Moore 'obsessed' with Ashton Kutcher

Demi Moore won't let Ashton Kutcher go

Remember the report last month about how Demi Moore was consulting an intuitive healer and psychic medium to get her life back together? I know this may shock you, but I don't think it's working. Via the Daily Mail:

She was seen looking refreshed and rejuvenated after returning from rehab earlier this month. But new claims have suggested that Demi Moore is struggling following her discharge from the centre, and is attempting to win her ex Ashton Kutcher back.One friend told Grazia magazine:

"Demi definitely isn't over him yet. Her mood right now relies solely on Ashton and how responsive he is to her messages and phone calls. If he doesn't message her back for a couple of hours or seems distant in a text, she starts freaking out. While she won't admit it, she is still completely infatuated with him and it's clear she wants him back.

"Demi is her own worst enemy, because she was doing great in rehab until Ashton came to visit her. He didn't actually make it down until a couple of weeks ago, after promising to go numerous times before that. As everyone expected, his visit really threw her off and she went from being relatively calm to very anxious and edgy."

Wow, it's probably fair to say that Demi was in treatment for more than just huffing spray paint. And I'm sorry, I speak from experience when I tell you that doing poppers and blasting Red Bull doesn't cause the kind of hallucinations needed to view Ashton fucking Kutcher as some sort of ubermensch. That Kabbalah must be the real deal, because Ashton has Demi's soul in his back pocket. Of course by "soul" I mean a mountain of cocaine, and by "back pocket" I mean muled in his asshole. I just love metaphors, don't you?

*7 Demi Moore pictures total in the gallery:

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Bzer03

Crazy lady sex is awesome!

Morgan

Yes, but how safe is sex with Demi? she might end up biting something off, or even worse

GiGi Eats Celebrities

Well it does take a while to GET OVER SOMEONE YOU HAVE BEEN MARRIED TOO... especially if you weren't the one to break up with the person, so I can definitely BELIEVE that she is still in love with him.

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Morgan

Is she obsessed, or possesed by a malovent lesser demon?

Morgan

Poor Ashton, the possessive clinging woman needs to allow him to be himself. She should free him and allow him to soar free like the white dove of peace. Somehow her body language and expression on her face says that Demi in not mentally healthy. It apears that she needs to go to the Geek, for prolonged professional treatment. A sex toy might also help.

Jay

She is looking too thin...still. Ashton requires more meat, younger meat, on those bones. It's over for Demi because money cannot keep you forever young.

Morgan

I think the fact that she is crazy or mentally unbalanced is more to the point than her being in her forties.