Brooklyn Decker at the 20th Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation's Oscar Viewing Party held at West Hollywood Park (2/26)

Note to Aaron Sorkin: You could totally nail famous attractive model Brooklyn Decker. What the hell are you waiting for? From the New York Daily News:
Brooklyn Decker isn't left spellbound by starlets. When we asked the Sports Illustrated swimsuit model whom she was most star-struck to behold at the Weinstein Co.'s Oscar after-party, the blond beauty, who has branched out into acting, told us it was screenwriter and producer Aaron Sorkin.

Decker, who wasn't accompanied by tennis-playing hubby Andy Roddick the night of the Academy Awards (we overheard her tell a guest he had a "tournament"), will appear in Battleship and What to Expect When You're Expecting, both to be released May 18. A spokesperson for Decker says her interest in Sorkin is because she's a "huge fan," not because of any projects on the horizon: "She would love to work with Aaron Sorkin if you can set that up!"
Of course Sorkin could nail Brooklyn Decker. The last two movies he wrote -- The Social Network and Moneyball -- have made $334 million and counting. He's on a roll. He could splooge inside Brooklyn and she would happily carry his baby, effectively turning her husband Andy Roddick-Decker into a cuckold. Trust me, carrying the Sorkin seed will help Brooklyn's acting career better than winning an Oscar or losing her gag reflex. Being with Andy hasn't helped much, that's for sure. Ever since the All Star Cafe franchise went belly up, there's been literally no reason to marry a tennis star. Um . . . free lessons maybe?

*15 Brooklyn Decker pictures total in the gallery:

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