Ashton Kutcher is going to space

Wait, he knows there's no college girl pussy in space, right? He's gonna get bored awfully quick up there. From the Daily Mail:
Ashton Kutcher will be soon adding the title of "astronaut" to his growing resume. The 34-year-old actor will become the 500th space traveller take a voyage on Virgin Galactic, it was announced today. Virgin CEO Sir Richard Branson announced the news via his blog:

"I gave Ashton a quick call to congratulate and welcome him. He is as thrilled as we are at the prospect of being among the first to cross the final frontier (and back!) with us and to experience the magic of space for himself. Virgin Galactic is the most exciting business that we’ve ever launched and I still sometimes have to pinch myself that it’s for real.

"Ashton is joining a fast expanding group of true pioneers who are on their way to a life changing experience and a place in the history books. It’s great to have him on board."
Isn't he just great, folks? While the rest of us are getting hammered by the millionaire's tax and the price of caviar continues to shoot through the roof, Ashton frivolously wastes his $200,000 on trying to be the first jerk-off in space. But I can't be too hard on the guy -- at least he's trying something that hasn't already been done to death by Bruce Willis. Yes I'm talking about Demi's vagina.

*5 Ashton Kutcher pictures total in the gallery:

  • Ashton Kutcher Space Trip 1
  • Ashton Kutcher Space Trip 2
  • Ashton Kutcher Space Trip 3
  • Ashton Kutcher Space Trip 4
  • Ashton Kutcher Space Trip 5

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