I miss Amy

Amy Winehouse's parents hit the lottery and they didn't even have to buy a ticket. I mean, I'm sure they loved their daughter and all, but those lucky bastards! From the New York Daily News:

Records show Amy Winehouse left an estate worth 2.94 million pounds ($4.66 million) after her death last year. The 27-year-old soul diva was found dead in bed on July 23 at her London home. Probate documents showed Wednesday that she left behind assets totaling more than 4.25 million pounds ($6.7 million), with 2.94 million pounds ($4.66 million) remaining after debts and taxes.

Since Winehouse did not leave a will, the money will go to her parents. The documents list father Mitch Winehouse as administrator of the singer’s estate. Nothing goes to her ex-husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, whom she divorced in 2009.

Wait, that's it? All Amy had left after she snorted herself into oblivion was a lousy $5 million? That makes me sad. Something needs to be done about this drug epidemic that's depleting our stock of easy-to-make-fun-of celebrities. We at Celebslam have reported far too many stories similar to this; let's come together in brotherhood and civility to break the cycle, once and for all. Please, for the sake of the children, lower the price of cocaine. I can't tell you how many times I've accidentally walked into the ladies' room at T.G.I. Fridays and gotten the evil eye from a soccer mom because I couldn't afford to share my 8 ball. It's a real travesty, I tells ya.

*7 Amy Winehouse pictures total in the gallery:

[FameFlynet]