Ali Landry is still bitter
Ali Landry in Malibu in 2009
Hey, remember when Mario Lopez married Ali Landry (aka “Doritos Girl”) in 2004 and then got caught cheating two weeks into the marriage? Because she does. Oh yes she does. With a vengeance. She said on The Wendy Williams Show last week:
“I never spoke about it after it happened. That’s probably the most dramatic thing that ever happened to me in my life. It was absolutely horrible — now I have a husband and children — but it was terrible … I had heard something right before the wedding. He swore that it was not true but I had that feeling in my gut. But all my family was flying away for our destination wedding and it was a big trip for them. I really should have put the brakes on it at that point, but I was afraid … One of girlfriends said, ‘If you really want to know, I know how to tap a phone.’ The craziest thing. I thought, ‘I don’t want to tap his phone. This is the man I’ve been with, I should trust him.'”
Landry did it anyway and says that, after their honeymoon, she began noticing his calls from assorted woman.
“I confronted him and he denied it,” said Landry. “He never apologized. Still to this day.”
Oh, geez, this is embarrassing. Doesn’t Ali know her position on Hollywood’s totem pole? Here’s a big hint: It’s several notches below AC Slater. Why would that be, you ask? For starters, her career is over. I guess you can call that the finisher, too. At least Mario has been able to parlay his abs into that sweet gig on Extra, but what has Ali done? Nothing. You could say that if it wasn’t for her genetic samples, we never would have met her clones Maria Menounos, Victoria Justice, and Vanessa Minnillo. But let’s be real, anyone can find a hot brunette who can’t hold a conversation — it’s called happy hour and it’s fucking magical.
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