Ryan Gosling could totally tap that

It's fun to be Ryan Gosling. For example, last week he discovered that he could totally have sex with Vanessa Hudgens if he wanted to. Cool. From the New York Post:

Eva Mendes, watch your back — Vanessa Hudgens has a crush on Ryan Gosling. At the Oster Media Presents Leila Shams party at Westway on Thursday night, the petite former "High School Musical" actress was cooing about the "Drive" star, currently dating Mendes. When asked about her Oscar picks, Hudgens was overheard saying: "I just adore Ryan Gosling. I love him, and I loved that movie Drive."

See, Eva? Now do you see why you should never take a break from fame? A few years ago these comments would've been a laugher for two reasons: 1. You were in the prime of hotness and exposure, and 2. Vanessa was still in the "leak naked pics to advance my career" stage. Clearly losing Ryan Gosling isn't really the issue since he's just Paul Walker with a better management team. The problem is a bit more primal. Eva, you're sliding back down on the celebrity pecking order while Vanessa is working hard, going on vacation after vacation wearing not much more than a smile. I don't want to scare you but I did a tarot reading on your career, and the spirits see a guest spot on Hot in Cleveland in the very near future.

*30 Vanessa Hudgens pictures total in the gallery:

[FameFlynet]