Snooki is pregnant

Snooki filming her new reality show in Jersey City (2/28)

A rumor surfaced a few weeks ago that Snooki was pregnant, but like any sense of shame she has, it quickly died. After all, who would knowingly stick their penis into that thing long enough to impregnate it? Today the New York Post is saying that not only is Snooki pregnant (from her boyfriend Jionni), but she's already struck a deal with Us Weekly to reveal the news. Of course MTV is freaking the fuck out because she began filming the Jersey Shore spinoff this week Snooki and JWoww vs. the World. No, really. That's an actual show. A source told the paper:

"MTV went into crisis mode after they found out. They're trying to hide it because it would greatly affect the creative direction of the show."

The new show has just begun taping and focuses on the ladies' relationship as friends and roommates — and whatever adventures come their way. Photos taken on the set show [Snooki] carrying large bags to hide her belly.

It would greatly affect the "creative direction of the show." In other words, Middle America isn't gonna watch a show where a 4'9" genetics experiment gone awry gets drunk at a club and tells a guy she just met in the bathroom "not to worry about cumming inside me 'cuz I'm already pregnant." Besides, The Facts of Life did that episode 25 years ago. Oh yeah, Tootie was an absolute whore.

*17 Snooki pictures total in the gallery:

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Morgan

So young, so beautiful.

v4vendetta14

Oh my f'ing god!!!!! The only thing keeping her skinny was coke and bulimia. She is going to gain like 150 lbs with this baby!!!! She may actually get wider than she is tall!!!

Morgan

Getting Snooki pregnant should be a life altering experience. Sort of like winning the sweepstakes. Some lucky lucky guy.

Vloggerazzi

Since when is getting stupid sluts drunk and filming what happens afterward considered "creative direction"?

LIZ THE SHIZ

Animal Planet is already planning : Snooki's disgusting troll birthing episode

Hawk

Sober Snooki = boring reality show. MTV must be pissed!

Morgan

Wonderful wonderful news. The thought of little Snookies coming into the world makes me giddy with joy. Let us hope it is twins or triplets. Snooki is passing on her superior genes to a new generation of Jersey people. There should be national jubalation over this welcome news.

Morgan

JWoww as a Godmother, this is nuclear. The whole world is agog.