London calling for Scarlett Johansson?

Scarlett Johansson supposedly wants to buy a place in London to get away from her ex-husband Ryan Reynolds and his girlfriend Blake Lively. Oh, great. I've always said that the only thing Scarlett's missing is one of those fake English accents like Dumb and Dumber (Madonna and Gwyneth Paltrow). From the Daily Mail:
Sources say the Hollywood pin-up, 27, who divorced the Canadian actor last summer, was in the capital last week and visited an estate agent to help with her search for an apartment.

"Scarlett doesn’t want any awkward run-ins with Ryan and Blake in New York," says a friend. "She was always a little uncomfortable about the fact that Ryan and Blake worked together while she was still married to him. When Scarlett is in New York she keeps a low profile. She wants to give the whole party scene a miss. She’s filming a movie called Under The Skin in Scotland at the moment but she is hoping to meet someone new. She adores British men and would love a place and a man in London."
Wait, New York City is too small to share for Scarlett? Wow, someone sure has a high opinion of herself since leaking those naked pics a few months ago . . . or is it something else? In all honesty, Scarlett isn't worried about running into Ryan 8 Pack and the DNA Dump -- she's looking for her next Sean Penn. And since Michael Moore is married, she needs to move across the pond to find another know-it-all liberal commie douche with no abs who hates America.

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