Samuel L. Jackson is an informed voter

Samuel L. Jackson couldn't care less about President Obama's message or policy. He only voted for him because he's black. Hey, I used to base my vote for Student Council President on whoever had the tastiest cookies, so that sounds very logical to me. Jackson told Ebony magazine (via TMZ):
"I voted for Barack because he was black. 'Cuz that's why other folks vote for other people — because they look like them ... That's American politics, pure and simple. [Obama's] message didn't mean [bleep] to me.

Jackson then went on to drop the N-word several times when discussing Obama, telling the mag, "When it comes down to it, they wouldn't have elected a [bleep]. Because, what's a [bleep]? A [bleep] is scary. Obama ain't scary at all. [Bleeps] don't have beers at the White House. [Bleeps] don't let some white dude, while you in the middle of a speech, call [him] a liar. A [bleep] would have stopped the meeting right there and said, ‘Who the [bleep] said that?' I hope Obama gets scary in the next four years, 'cuz he ain't gotta worry about getting re-elected."
Guys, I know what you're thinking, but let's put the pitchforks aside for a minute. You have to remember that Sam Jackson is a recovering crackhead, so you're better off not looking for deep thoughts from this dummy. I know, I know, any white person who dared say something so stupid would be vilified, tarred, and feathered, but we need to remember that Sam Jackson is black. Taking offense to what a racist Hollywood actor says is in fact a racist action. Of course, I can get away with it because I donate to the United Negro College Fund. Or at least I would if I had money. I had cereal for dinner last night. Dinner.

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  • robb

    You all actually think he said this? You're the dummies then

  • Acemeister79

    What a tool. Can take the brother out of the ghetto, but just can't take the racist slime ghetto out of the brother.

  • Master Yoda

    no different or better than the redneck with the rebel flag hung up on the wall of his garage.

  • Morgan

    Most folk put the Confederate Battle Flag on the back window of their PU truck.

  • Bg

    Typical clueless Hollywood MORON!

    Uh, duh he's a blackie like me so I gotta help a brother out... Does he know anything about being pres? Shit, don't matter we just need to get him voted in so he can get us more free crap for the poor and make the rich pay for it, ya know distribute that $$$.

  • Morgan

    SLJ is very wise. He knows what many know and voted accordenly. Obama is black, a historic president and up to this day a man of mystery. His past is unknown and can only be guessed at. Even Obama himself has given conflicting stories about his past.

  • Jay

    After reading his honest and open comments I hope he runs for President himself. I'll cast my vote for this [bleep] in a heartbeat.

  • LIZ THE SHIZ

    is Marcellus your bitch? well Baraks mine


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